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New & Exclusive Gadgets: The Ultimate Icebreaker for Geeks.

I admit it. I'm guilty.
 
Guilty of asking the person sitting next to me at the bar, on the subway, or even a friend of a friend  - "oh, is that a nexus one?" or "What do you think of the newest release of Android?" or of course, there's always the foursquare reference…
 
Call them geek pickup lines. Call them sheer interest in a device you can't afford, or maybe you just don't want to buy it yet (waiting for second gen). Or maybe you even just want justification for buying or not buying it yourself. 
 
Because in the end we all like to talk about ourselves, and aren't our gadgets just an extention of ourselves?  
 
From the geek pickup line POV, your answer about your gadget is one baseline for which I would judge our compatibility. For Example:
  • Do you know anything about your gadget? (even the real name of it) or do you just think it's pretty/expensive?
  • Are you well up to date on rumors surrounding it's manufacturer (i.e. M&A, Lawsuits, Gadget bloggers who have homes searched)?
  • Do you think I'm weird for being this excited about the gadget?
Sure, I realize it's a risk, but it's one I'm willing to take.
 
graphic via someecards.

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I Love It When My Mom Sends me Tech Articles

 This morning my mom sent me an email – an article forward from NPR – with the following text:
 
"Alana – thought you might enjoy this article and the way it is written."
 
This is hilarious because the article, titled "Stupid Stuff Your Smart Phone Can Do," kicks off describing smartphone apps about farts and poop. MOM!!!
The iFart phenomenon was part of what started the gold rush in the app world," he says. "We had dollar signs in our eyes. We thought there was money to be made.
 
Poop the World. Users can choose from a menu of descriptors regarding the scent and shape of their … product. GPS technology lets them log wherever it is they happen to be.
The article also describes the novelty of these types of apps… because if you end up using Poop the World more often than say, TripIt, Google Maps/Maps, Email or SMS, honey, we've got problems.
 
The bottom line is that apps are that "shiny new toy" that you play with, show off, and forget about until the next semi-gross app your mom wants you to download comes around.
 
Isn't it funny when our parents are right?
 
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Oh, You Online Jokesters.

While looking up the location of a running store, I came across the following driving directions.
 
Notice anything fun? Call me crazy, but if you know anything about Geography (or how Googlel Maps functions) you'll notice that these jokesters added a few "extras" into their directions, that just had me cracking up at my PC this morning.
 
But the best part of this whole situation is that I was trying to explain to a non-techy how funny april fool's day is for the techies of the world. He looked at me kindof funny, but at least I tried.
 
Speaking of jokes, if you missed out on the April Fool's jokes this year, check out the Top Joke Recap via Mashable.
  • UNIXkcd — computer & comic nerds around the world rejoice. (you can still use the interface here)
  • IPhone to iPad Converter — sheer genius. But it's actually not a joke…
  • Google Analytics — decides that, afterall, hits are the best metric for determining your site's influence. "We’ve uncovered that hits (or How Interneters Track Success) is the only metric that actually matters in web analytics. Forget that business about absolute unique visitors, goal completion rate, or even bounce rate. If you want to achieve success, you need to focus on hits." [Bloggers note: I almost fell out of my chair when I read this.]
  • Sharpiner – Remember when you could send stuff back and get it repaired for free? What about sharpening your sharpie? c'mon..
For a full list of Google's April Fool's day jokes, visit this Wikipedia page for the yearly breakdown.
 
Oh the Internet makes me laugh.  

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