In Honor of Easter (& Peeps.)
Sure, Easter is a religious holiday. But it’s also all about the candy.
Easter candy has become as much of a tradition as celebrating Easter — and JustBorn’s Peeps are an integral part of this candy/holiday word association game.
(You Say); Easter Candy
(I Say): PEEPS!
Therefore, in honor of this celebratory candy that has been the cause of many a headache/sugar buzz (usually me eating most of the box) or of some post-easter weight gain… I have to dedicate this post to my friends, Peeps, as well as all you easter candy out there feeling a little impacted by the recession.
PEEPS – I know your ego was built up with renditions of Lord of the Peeps (Fellowship of the Peep) – so, I’m sorry that sites like Peep Research have dedicated their causes to experimental procedures, pushing you to the extreme limits of hot and cold(nitrogen) - low pressure environments (a vacuum) – solubility testing – and more, therefore coming to the following conclusions (or these..):
- Peeps are poorly equipped as fighter pilots.
- Peeps should exercise caution when ascending after deep-sea diving excursions, as sudden decreases in pressure may exceed the structural integrity of visceral parenchyma.
- These findings explain the lack of evidence that Peeps are currently living on Mars, Mercury, the moon, and other bodies in our solar system which lack an atmosphere.
Peeps: 1
